Throwback to College

I remember one time in college, I slid into a guys dms who was on the football team. He was a major mamas boy, always talked about her, even when we were in bed together. He always tried to get me to come over and I always said no… until one night I was super lit, I finally said yes. Got to his place, started messing around and I ended up throwing up in his bed and left. Found a ride home from a nice security guard in his apartment complex and the next morning I woke up in my bed.. with my phone nowhere to be seen. So I went and knocked on my neighbors window to help me and these girls tracked my phone to his apartment and drove me back there to retrieve it. On the way, they were showing me their friends Snapchat story of him wondering around angry because “she threw up all over my bed” and all I thought was how funny I am as a person.

Got to his apartment, knocked on his door and he handed me my phone, told me it had been going off all morning and requested I buy him new sheets.

Needless to say I never talked to him again. And I never bought him new sheets.

#evendefer


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